BigBossBalrog Posted May 21, 2019 Author Share Posted May 21, 2019 Though honestly Dark Souls specifically was already heavily inspired by Norse Mythology. Gywn is basically Odin (His quest to stop the Age of Dark is especially similar to Odin's obsession of stopping Ragnarok) There's Dragons, Gods that interact/protect/rule over humanity, Sif a giant Wolf in the vein of Fenrir, countless examples. Only something inspired by Norse Mythology could birth fucking Nameless King, a God who fucks Dragons and is the epitome of manliness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Fucking a dragon just makes you a weird scalie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Gwyn is Zeus edit: Tho I concede to the Ragnarok reference "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 21, 2019 Author Share Posted May 21, 2019 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Gwyn is Zeus Gywn is Odin who has Zeus's lightning bolts There goal is very similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 And also puts his dick in shit he shouldn’t lol, unless his weird lizard kids really are Nameless’ "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 1 hour ago, BigBossBalrog said: There's Dragons, Gods that interact/protect/rule over humanity, Sif a giant Wolf in the vein of Fenrir, countless examples These are all in like every fantasy ever. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 21, 2019 Author Share Posted May 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: And also puts his dick in shit he shouldn’t lol, unless his weird lizard kids really are Nameless’ I always assumed that. Gywn hates Dragons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 ^Which I guess makes sense considering most fantasy trickles down from Tolkien, who was inspired a lot by Norse mythology himself among other things. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: I always assumed that. Gywn hates Dragons. Ever heard of a hate fuck 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 3 hours ago, The Good Doctor said: You’re the Meme King, but I’d say the troll crown rests solidly on Balrog’s head at this point. Colonel is the Meme King, BBB is the Troll King, Doc is the “everyone of my characters gets killed and I like bad endings” King, Czar is the King of weird shit. 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 I’ll second this. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 You forgot ass king too bitch "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 8 minutes ago, Centurion said: Doc is the “everyone of my characters gets killed and I like bad endings" King Not true. I prefer happy endings. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 8 minutes ago, Centurion said: Czar is the King of weird shit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 54 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: You forgot ass king too bitch That one is still up for debate bitch. I’m constantly dippin my stick in things so I think it should go to me Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, Centurion said: That one is still up for debate bitch. I’m constantly dippin my stick in things so I think it should go to me Quality over quantity, slut. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Quality over quantity, slut. I never said “I am King” I’m simply making my case to the jury. More booty than you or anyone else here Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Man ass doesn’t count You can be ass connoisseur. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 This burden was given to me, I didn’t ask for it. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 I grant Centurion the title of Ass King.... Successor when I die, you can be ass king 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 12 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Aren't you the only one here who has actually called himself the king? 3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I grant Centurion the title of Ass King.... Successor when I die, you can be ass king 2 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Man ass doesn’t count You can be ass connoisseur. Me female to male ratio is about 33:2. Simplified to 16.5:1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 And doc made a valid point 3 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Aren't you the only one here who has actually called himself the king? Get some of your own medicine 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Centurion said: Me female to male ratio is about 33:2. Simplified to 16.5:1 Holy shit, and I remember when you were a freakin' virgin. Everyone take a gander at Oberyn Martell over here. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, Centurion said: Me female to male ratio is about 33:2. Simplified to 16.5:1 You don’t simplify whole numbers "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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