The Good Doctor Posted July 8 Author Share Posted July 8 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Bayle put Placcid on ice and in a corner, literally put him on TIME OUT for eternity Get this FRAUD out of my sight. Pretty sure Marika did that. Bayle’s the one who got sent packing. Chadidusax took off his wings. Turned that bitch into a lizard! * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted July 8 Author Share Posted July 8 Placidusax = Strength + Faith Bayle = Arcane. What the hell is even that? * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 Placcid dies to strength faith builds as well lol his old crusty ass He doin all that teleporting n shit and spells, bayle is just fire sweat and testosterone We need a Bayle (bail, cause he got niggas runnin on sight) vs flaccid Placcid pole next time lol "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted July 8 Author Share Posted July 8 4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: We need a Bayle (bail, cause he got niggas runnin on sight) vs flaccid Placcid pole next time lol Next poll is gonna be a different slate of demigods. Gonna do all three sets and then put the winners against each other. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted July 8 Author Share Posted July 8 Also, no need for a poll on these two. We already know that every single one of us is voting Bayle. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted July 8 Author Share Posted July 8 6 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: bayle is just fire sweat and testosterone Have you seen the size of Placidusax’s gut? My boy sweats every time he moves. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 Placidusax was also sneak attacked by Bayle. We gotta give props to ol dragonlord for goring Bayle that badly when he definitely did not have the upper hand. Bayle is just cool as FUCK so Colonel's biased 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 Bayle is a REAL nigga Black Dragons gotta stick together 2 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted July 8 Author Share Posted July 8 Bayle doesn’t know it, but he did Placidusax a favor. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 Malenia and Messmer really are similar lol even down to the impaling. And of course the phase 2's. A lot of similar movesets really. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 Actually now that i think about it, even their faces are, with the rotted part of malenia, and the burned part of messmer. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted July 8 Author Share Posted July 8 Not to mention being the "swords" (spear in Messmer’s case) of their respective gods, who obliterated an entire country on their behalf before getting abandoned. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted July 8 Author Share Posted July 8 Is anyone else surprised that Rykard got zero mentions in this DLC? I thought that the whole "flaming snake demigod" thing would surely merit some mention or connection between him and Messmer. It seems impossible that the Abyssal and Gods-Devouring serpents wouldn’t be in some way related. Especially considering Rykard was Miyazaki’s favorite. My man, feel free to throw your boy a bone! 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted July 8 Author Share Posted July 8 2 hours ago, The Good Doctor said: What do y'all reckon to me the most "fitting" weapon to kill the various bosses with? Not in terms of what’s optimal for the fight itself, but more thematically. I just thought of a funny one. Kill Messmer with the Sacred Relic Sword. After all these years of waiting, you finally reunite him with his "mother"… by beating him to death with a blade made from her/Radagon’s corpse. Also makes him praying to her, asking why she’d sanction us with lordship, pretty hilarious. Like, she can probably hear him and is wondering the same thing. 2 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 14 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Is anyone else surprised that Rykard got zero mentions in this DLC? I thought that the whole "flaming snake demigod" thing would surely merit some mention or connection between him and Messmer. It seems impossible that the Abyssal and Gods-Devouring serpents wouldn’t be in some way related. Especially considering Rykard was Miyazaki’s favorite. My man, feel free to throw your boy a bone! Yea it’s criminal, there’s got to be a connection but no idea what it could be. When did the god devouring snake show up? 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted July 8 Author Share Posted July 8 6 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Yea it’s criminal, there’s got to be a connection but no idea what it could be. When did the god devouring snake show up? We know Rykard was a brutal adherent to the Golden Order at some point, but he also helped Ranni when she was plotting to kill Godwyn. I doubt he would’ve been plotting with her after letting a big nasty snake eat him, so that means his transformation was likely shortly before, or some time after, Ranni killed Godwyn. It probably coincides fairly closely with the Shattering. In fact, I’d wager it’s after, as it was Morgott’s forces who attacked Mt. Gelmir instead of Marika’s. Either way, Rykard would’ve been eaten long after Messmer disappeared for his crusade. No idea when the serpent actually showed up though. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 7 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: We know Rykard was a brutal adherent to the Golden Order at some point, but he also helped Ranni when she was plotting to kill Godwyn. I doubt he would’ve been plotting with her after letting a big nasty snake eat him, so that means his transformation was likely shortly before, or some time after, Ranni killed Godwyn. It probably coincides fairly closely with the Shattering. In fact, I’d wager it’s after, as it was Morgott’s forces who attacked Mt. Gelmir instead of Marika’s. Either way, Rykard would’ve been eaten long after Messmer disappeared for his crusade. No idea when the serpent actually showed up though. And the dlc isnt a prequel like people thought at one point, so the abyssal serpent for instance doesnt relate to the god devouring serpent, but maybe there's still some connection there. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted July 8 Author Share Posted July 8 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: but maybe there's still some connection there. I think there has to be. We just weren’t made privy to it for whatever reason. It From really wanted to screw with us, they could’ve randomly thrown in another Godskin without any elaboration. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: I think there has to be. We just weren’t made privy to it for whatever reason. It From really wanted to screw with us, they could’ve randomly thrown in another Godskin without any elaboration. Did they say for sure this was the only DLC Elden ring was getting? Cause that feels criminal unless there's gonna be a sequel. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted July 8 Author Share Posted July 8 3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Did they say for sure this was the only DLC Elden ring was getting? Cause that feels criminal unless there's gonna be a sequel. I believe this is all we’re getting for DLC. We don’t know if there’s gonna be a sequel, but considering it was one of the best selling games of all time, and their biggest success by far, it seems like a given. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted July 8 Author Share Posted July 8 If they do make a sequel, I think Melina, the Gloam-Eyed Queen, and the Gods Devouring Serpent are the things that most need addressing. Godwyn and the Death Blight too, unless restoring Destined Death put an end to all that. Less pressing would be the Storm King and whatever the hell is going on with the Lake of Rot. 2 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 Remember people thought we'd never see Gywn's firstborn and look at Nameless I'm sure they're saving alot of reveals for later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted July 8 Author Share Posted July 8 30 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Remember people thought we'd never see Gywn's firstborn and look at Nameless No, we just thought he was Solaire. 2 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 6 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: No, we just thought he was Solaire. I always thought that was stupid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted July 8 Author Share Posted July 8 Dark Souls honestly was a lot worse than Elden Ring about introducing plot elements that went nowhere. And in much bigger ways. Basically half the new worldbuilding surrounding Sulyvahn, Aldrich, and the Age of the Deep leads to a dead end. The Profaned Flame was introduced and immediately abandoned. The entire setting of Dark Souls 2 is a mystery that doesn’t really slot well into 1 and 3. The hell is up with Londor? Gael’s Lady, the girl who paints, is a total enigma. And her new Painted World is a complete unknown. 1 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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