BigBossBalrog Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 9 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: He's actually my favorite Demigod right now He's Vlad the Impaler as a Demigod. You can't be anymore badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 "Description of Minor Erdtree: Secret incantation of Queen Marika. Only the kindness of gold, without Order. Creates a small, illusory Erdtree that continuously restores the HP of nearby allies. Marika bathed the village of her home in gold, knowing full well that there was no one to heal." One of my favorite item descriptions in Souls. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 Bayle is sick but I put my money on Malenia, not that that takes away from his coolness of course "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 Marika got dat dummy thicc booty butt 10/10 would merge again "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 43 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: He's Vlad the Impaler as a Demigod. You can't be anymore badass. And Rykard followed in his footsteps clearly lol which, I gotta say Rykard probably my fav in concept. Just not top three coolest. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted Monday at 11:16 PM Share Posted Monday at 11:16 PM General Radahn just kept getting W's >Strongest of the Demigods, earned through extraordinary effort rather than born with godly power like Miquella and Malenia. >Admired by all for his fierce intellect, genuine kindness and compassion. >Learnt gravity magic entirely so he wouldn't have to abandon his beloved scrawny horse, becomes the greatest gravity mage in the process. >Conquered the fucking stars as a young hero, which given the dlc was likely a realm of unparalleled darkness and horror. >Despite losing to Morgott in the early years of the Shattering War, he avoided total disaster unlike the Golden Lineage armies and Rykard's forces. Real Morgott W. >Refused to adhere to the monster Miquella so much so that even with Malenia bio nuking him, his will and great rune was so powerful it resisted the scarlet rot long after his mind was gone. >Was so beloved by all that he was finally put to rest by a giant festival What a character lmao 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted Monday at 11:19 PM Share Posted Monday at 11:19 PM Got Messmer down at about 11 attempts. Holy fuck what a boss. Rather then the spam that 95 percent of ER's bosses are, he felt like he came out of Dark Souls 3. One of my top 15 ever now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted Monday at 11:21 PM Share Posted Monday at 11:21 PM "A stone mask twisted into an expression of rapturous grief. Use while disrobed to transform into a lamenter. The change cannot be undone except by death. Using this mask while already transformed causes the head to swell in size. This transformation tallies with the state of a denizen of paradise, but the people of the tower denied and hid it from the world. In their foolishness, they viewed true bliss with deep fear." So fuck the Hornsent and the Omens are related, but seem to be different? And the Hornsent hate them too; what the fuck? What assholes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted Monday at 11:22 PM Share Posted Monday at 11:22 PM Messmer was straight up difficult without feeling bullshit at times like Rellana. If it wasn't for Bayle he'd be my number one favorite in the dlc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted Tuesday at 12:00 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 12:00 AM I beat the the Saint of the Bud on my first try Cool boss, and interesting lore but kind of out of nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted Tuesday at 12:10 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 12:10 AM 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted Tuesday at 12:11 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 12:11 AM That messmer shield is actually really good, 100 percent damage block and lets you use your weapon's ash of war. Top tier right there "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted Tuesday at 12:15 AM Author Share Posted Tuesday at 12:15 AM 5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Twins bro 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted Tuesday at 12:23 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 12:23 AM stormcloak brothers lol 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted Tuesday at 01:01 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 01:01 AM 1 hour ago, BigBossBalrog said: I beat the Reveal hidden contents the Saint of the Bud on my first try Cool boss, and interesting lore but kind of out of nowhere. Took me three tries because I tried parrying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted Tuesday at 01:25 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 01:25 AM OMG; HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK. Do not read this if you haven't done the final legacy dungeon. The Battle before Radahn. HOLY FUCK. It's nothing like I've ever seen in a FROM game. All the dialogue. All the interactions. NPC's TALKING TO EACH OTHER?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted Tuesday at 01:31 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 01:31 AM Jesus fuck. *Surrounded by NPC's, all coming to kill me. *Pureblood Knight Ansbach has been summoned pops up.* "I am Ansbach of the pureblood knights. I stand with blade aloft, blood afire. For the dignity of my lord and master Mohg! Now my blade...watch closely. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted Tuesday at 01:41 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 01:41 AM I'm going to say this completely unironically...Mohg should have been Elden Lord. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIM. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted Tuesday at 01:57 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 01:57 AM 30 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: OMG; HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK. Do not read this if you haven't done the final legacy dungeon. Reveal hidden contents The Battle before Radahn. HOLY FUCK. It's nothing like I've ever seen in a FROM game. All the dialogue. All the interactions. NPC's TALKING TO EACH OTHER?! Legitimately the best gank fight they've ever done. That dialogue adds so much character to everything, and the ost GOD. Did you do Thiollier's entire quest? He's also able to be summoned if so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted Tuesday at 01:58 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 01:58 AM 25 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Jesus fuck. Hide contents *Surrounded by NPC's, all coming to kill me. *Pureblood Knight Ansbach has been summoned pops up.* "I am Ansbach of the pureblood knights. I stand with blade aloft, blood afire. For the dignity of my lord and master Mohg! Now my blade...watch closely. Sir Ansbach stole the show, he's like Sir Gideon but cooler 16 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: I'm going to say this completely unironically...Mohg should have been Elden Lord. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIM. Don't forget that Mohg is no saint either. Justified or no, his vision of the coming order was horrifying. Morgott or Radahn would make much better Elden Lords for everyone not a graceless omen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted Tuesday at 02:07 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 02:07 AM 13 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Hide contents Legitimately the best gank fight they've ever done. That dialogue adds so much character to everything, and the ost GOD. Did you do Thiollier's entire quest? He's also able to be summoned if so. Yes. I was surprised when he showed up That's character development Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted Tuesday at 02:12 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 02:12 AM 15 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Sir Ansbach stole the show, he's like Sir Gideon but cooler Don't forget that Mohg is no saint either. Justified or no, his vision of the coming order was horrifying. Morgott or Radahn would make much better Elden Lords for everyone not a graceless omen Morgott is a graceless omen LUMINARY Mohg, simply has...vision. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted Tuesday at 02:42 AM Author Share Posted Tuesday at 02:42 AM 32 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Sir Ansbach stole the show, he's like Sir Gideon but cooler That is a tall order. Gideon is really damn cool. Like a sorcerer spymaster. By the way, I met Ymir and have started his questline. Proved I can be trusted as Elden Lord by blowing the finger horn, and now I think I’m running low on things to do to procrastinate assaulting Shadow Keep. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted Tuesday at 02:44 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 02:44 AM 3 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: That is a tall order. Gideon is really damn cool. Like a sorcerer spymaster. By the way, I met Ymir and have started his questline. Proved I can be trusted as Elden Lord by blowing the finger horn, and now I think I’m running low on things to do to procrastinate assaulting Shadow Keep. Trust us Did you see the world tendency event? "Great Rune Shattered". It gives everyone new dialogue and reveals alot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted Tuesday at 02:45 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 02:45 AM 3 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Trust us Did you see the world tendency event? Reveal hidden contents "Great Rune Shattered". It gives everyone new dialogue and reveals alot. And of you did, A certain area is open to you now, that you found but couldn't access 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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