BigBossBalrog Posted Monday at 04:44 PM Share Posted Monday at 04:44 PM 3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Im also not entirely sure we can push this on GRR Martin when you remember Gwyn's questionable family line... You mean how Nameless was likely fucking a Dragon And Gywn was raising a bunch of half-dragon freaks as his own children; as well as forcing his son to be a girl. Mythology is fucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted Monday at 04:47 PM Share Posted Monday at 04:47 PM Imagine the clusterfuck that would happen if Marika and Gywn married each other: image that family 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted Monday at 04:55 PM Author Share Posted Monday at 04:55 PM 15 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Miquella is a hermaphrodite and their purpose, the empyrians is simply to be a baby machine for the greater will, so even if he did agree its not really "gay" like you're thinking. It's not a sexual thing at all in the traditional sense, they would become one being. Not even a hermaphrodite. If Marika and Radagon are anything to go by, then it’s more like Miquella can straight up 100% become one or the other. But I agree it’s not necessarily sexual. More like metaphysical and symbolic. There is always a pair. The "god/goddess" and their king/lord consort. The first tends the Elden Ring and enforces the divine laws of nature, the second leads the kingdom and enforces the laws of mortals. Granted, it seemingly can be sexual. As Marika definitely hooked up with big dawg Horah Loux to produce offspring, and she also became Radagon and produced more with Rennala. But she always assumed the opposite sex of her partner, so presumably that is what Radahn would’ve been in for. If he were ever to produce heirs, I’m guessing it would’ve been with Trina. Quote * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted Monday at 04:57 PM Author Share Posted Monday at 04:57 PM Also, seriously guys, watch House of the Dragon. It feels sooooo relevant right now. Quote * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted Monday at 04:58 PM Share Posted Monday at 04:58 PM 3 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Also, seriously guys, watch House of the Dragon. It feels sooooo relevant right now. Dude I'm still trying to process how fucked up this family of Demigods is: and now you want me to throw the Targaryen's on the list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted Monday at 05:00 PM Author Share Posted Monday at 05:00 PM Just now, BigBossBalrog said: Dude I'm still trying to process how fucked up this family of Demigods is: and now you want me to throw the Targaryen's on the list It will help your brain get to think the right way. Quote * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted Monday at 05:09 PM Author Share Posted Monday at 05:09 PM You spend enough time in these worlds and this shit won’t even phase you. You see a conflict between two sides of the family and your brain is trained to just immediately go: "why doesn’t this guy just marry his half-sister? It’ll solve all their problems." 1 Quote * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted Monday at 05:11 PM Share Posted Monday at 05:11 PM Holy shit. HOLY FUCKING Shit. DO COUNT YMIR'S QUEST. DO IT TILL COMPLENTTION, BECAUSE HOLY FUCK. I CAN'T I CANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT-----*INSIGHT OVERTAKES BALROG AND HE FUCKING EXPLODES* 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted Monday at 05:14 PM Share Posted Monday at 05:14 PM The implications of this...are very, very disturbing. I will not spoil because wow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted Monday at 05:16 PM Author Share Posted Monday at 05:16 PM 5 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Holy shit. HOLY FUCKING Shit. DO COUNT YMIR'S QUEST. DO IT TILL COMPLENTTION, BECAUSE HOLY FUCK. I CAN'T I CANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT-----*INSIGHT OVERTAKES BALROG AND HE FUCKING EXPLODES* Don’t spoil it. I will. Granted, I don’t even know who Count Ymir is, but I will. Quote * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted Monday at 05:19 PM Share Posted Monday at 05:19 PM 5 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Don’t spoil it. I will. Granted, I don’t even know who Count Ymir is, but I will. If you take the side path to Shadow Keep, he's in the giant cathedral on the way. Can't miss it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted Monday at 05:28 PM Share Posted Monday at 05:28 PM We are so back Mohg nation 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted Monday at 05:31 PM Share Posted Monday at 05:31 PM 47 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Malenia: Radahn dosen't want to marry you anymore, brother Miquella: "I DON'T CARE WHAT HE WANTS, I WANT MY FUCKING RED BULL. SEND YOUR ARMIES!" Malenia: *sigh* fuck you xD Quote "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted Monday at 05:32 PM Share Posted Monday at 05:32 PM 15 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Don’t spoil it. I will. Granted, I don’t even know who Count Ymir is, but I will. i just now found him, and also learned how those spring well thingies work lmao, not jumping, but unlocking new ones Quote "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted Monday at 05:33 PM Share Posted Monday at 05:33 PM 45 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Imagine the clusterfuck that would happen if Marika and Gywn married each other: image that family Kardashians, souls edition 1 Quote "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted Monday at 05:35 PM Share Posted Monday at 05:35 PM About all I know is that the mages are somehow linked to the greater will and the fingers, because this place is actually guarded by those annoying ass hands. The finger ruins. Quote "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted Monday at 05:38 PM Share Posted Monday at 05:38 PM Um @BigBossBalrog did i just blow an eldritch penis for an erdtree seed...... 2 Quote "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted Monday at 05:42 PM Author Share Posted Monday at 05:42 PM 5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: About all I know is that the mages are somehow linked to the greater will and the fingers, because this place is actually guarded by those annoying ass hands. The finger ruins. Specifically the Carians. 1 Quote * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted Monday at 05:44 PM Author Share Posted Monday at 05:44 PM 24 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: We are so back Mohg nation Mohg: "If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best." Balrog, you are the one weirdo in the world who was on team Mohg before we learned he wasn’t a willful creep. I don’t know if that means you should feel vindicated or if it means there is something very wrong with you. 3 Quote * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted Monday at 05:49 PM Share Posted Monday at 05:49 PM 5 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Mohg: "If you can’t handle me at my worse, you don’t deserve me at my best." Balrog, you are the one weirdo in the world who was on team Mohg before we learned he wasn’t a willful creep. I don’t know if that means you should feel vindicated or if it means there is something very wrong with you. I never stopped believing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted Monday at 05:53 PM Share Posted Monday at 05:53 PM I cannot wait til doc sees the church district xD That reaction should be good. No spoilers Quote "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted Monday at 06:05 PM Share Posted Monday at 06:05 PM 11 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I cannot wait til doc sees the church district xD That reaction should be good. No spoilers Explore as much as you can, there's so many secrets there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted Monday at 06:06 PM Share Posted Monday at 06:06 PM church district this is super familiar lol, they managed to make me think of bloodborne, and dark souls 3 in two different ways here. The church of the deeps fuckin archways up top you had to drop down into, and also dark souls with the archers up shooting at you on the way to anor londo Quote "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted Monday at 06:10 PM Share Posted Monday at 06:10 PM ooooo shit that is coool Im glad I adventured the way I did, I got a sick sword from using that black eye on this douche bag lol in the prayer room Quote "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted Monday at 06:10 PM Share Posted Monday at 06:10 PM @The Good Doctor do not use that black eye 1 Quote "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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