BigBossBalrog Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 9 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: And he is roided up. He makes Alduin look like a tranny He's the one who ripped out the Dragon Lords heads; and he gave birth to the entire Drake lineage (the minor dragons you fight)...and literally eats his children for breakfast. The dude is fucking Dragon Satan, and would probably rip Alduin to shreds 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 Yea there's no way xD Its absurdly hard. Absolutely no quarter given And no, you cant use Torrent lol ggs xD 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 I reached Bayle, been experimenting with weapons. Dude has twice the health pool of Midir and the camera is the worst it's ever been but, neat fight thus far. Any good weapons for him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 24 Author Share Posted June 24 11 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: And he is roided up. He makes Alduin look like a tranny That’s putting it mildly. Even the average dragons in this game do that. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 5 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: I reached Bayle, been experimenting with weapons. Dude has twice the health pool of Midir and the camera is the worst it's ever been but, neat fight thus far. Any good weapons for him? Yes. The cursed Great Dragon Katana does extra damage to him I believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 Ok. Its possible. I got close. But Holy my asshole "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: Yes. The cursed Great Dragon Katana does extra damage to him I believe That's slow as hell though, with how fast and spammy he is it's not viable beyond spamming the weapon art. Plus the moveset makes it hard to hit his tiny head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 51 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: @TheCzarsHussar I fought Gaius today: I actually quite like him. It might because of his visuals and lore, but I found being super aggressive and sticking to him (off Torrent) made him challenging but fun. He is a really fun fight, not very doable on torrent to me as he has lots of attacks that are undodgeable on torrent, as in he's faster than you and only dismounting cheese will avoid it. If it wasn't for that stupid one frame dodge charge attack, he'd be a favorite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Ok. Its possible. I got close. But Holy my asshole Oh shit, what weapons you using? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 6 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: He is a really fun fight, not very doable on torrent to me as he has lots of attacks that are undodgeable on torrent, as in he's faster than you and only dismounting cheese will avoid it. If it wasn't for that stupid one frame dodge charge attack, he'd be a favorite wait torrent works for you? he doesnt for me "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 5 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Oh shit, what weapons you using? The katana, it does a fuck ton of damage and tracks the head really easy, but yea youre right he's hella fast "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 i may have to come back to this and upgrade my uh, whatever theyre calleds Holy shits I dunno lol I have it up to level 6 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: i may have to come back to this and upgrade my uh, whatever theyre calleds Holy shits I dunno lol I have it up to level 6 Apparently it's recommended you tackle that boss with 13 and above 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: Apparently it's recommended you tackle that boss with 13 and above oof xD Well, i consider myself accomplished for almost killing him now then lol. I'll come back. I have been thoroughly humbled. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 Sheit I also got him close! Maleketh sword is a good option, 1k per head hit r1 and if you can time it right the entire ash of war doesn't get punished. I ran out of heals in the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 7 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: wait torrent works for you? he doesnt for me Nope it's a different boss for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: Nope it's a different boss for that You mean the one before. I used torrent for almost that whole fight lmao "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 24 Author Share Posted June 24 Did yall summon Ahab the Dragon Hunter? I normally don’t summon for bosses but I that NPC is awesome and I don’t want to miss his storyline. Almost there myself. I had to take a break for House of the Dragon. Might wait til later this week, though. My shadow level is only 10. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 also i call cap that placidusax was ever this things equal lol 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 24 Author Share Posted June 24 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: also i call cap that placidusax was ever this things equal lol Consider that we fight a very wounded Pacidusax. Dude is fighting us after he got beheaded and lost a limb. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 Just now, The Good Doctor said: Did yall summon Ahab the Dragon Hunter? I normally don’t summon for bosses but I that NPC is awesome and I don’t want to miss his storyline. Almost there myself. I had to take a break for House of the Dragon. Might wait til later this week, though. My shadow level is only 10. hahahahahahah good luck trying that lol I dont recommend it unless you use that mixed potion thing that lets you avoid a hit He's that aggressive. As soon as you walk in the arena. That said, yes I did a few times and it is hilarious lol "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 Just now, The Good Doctor said: Consider that we fight a very wounded Pacidusax. Dude is fighting us after he got beheaded and lost a limb. I dont care xD I still call cap lol Unless he's wounded, decapitated and also the joe biden equivalent of what he used to be, there aint no way lol "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 24 Author Share Posted June 24 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: That said, yes I did a few times and it is hilarious lol Might be why Torrent didn’t work for you. I think calling him doesn’t work with non-spirit summons. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 Just now, The Good Doctor said: Might be why Torrent didn’t work for you. I think calling him doesn’t work with non-spirit summons. No, torrent isnt allowed inside What I mean is, while you're trying to summon arab the dragon vest bomber, Ballen is on your asshole with a flaming shishkebob aka his dick and your name on it constantly "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 24 Author Share Posted June 24 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Unless he's wounded, decapitated and also the joe biden equivalent of what he used to be, there aint no way lol I mean, probably. Everyone else is. And maybe Bayle hit the gym in the Land of Shadows, chomped on some Skadutree fragments, and gained like 200 levels by farming his limp dick offspring. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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