BigBossBalrog Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 BTW: Elemental and "Secret Wars" are being eaten alive by critics and audiences; it seems Disney's releases have gotten so horrible even the shill critics can no longer stand it But with these two, and Indiana Jones its just flop after fucking flop; they need South Park Mickey to come back quick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 17, 2023 Author Share Posted June 17, 2023 9 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: BTW: Elemental and "Secret Wars" are being eaten alive by critics and audiences; it seems Disney's releases have gotten so horrible even the shill critics can no longer stand it Those shill critics are clout chasers. They praised unbelievably bad shows when it was popular and rewarding, and now they’re shitting on them because it is finally safe and trendy to do so. I’d bet money that Secret Wars is less awful than Loki or Falcon and the Winter Soldier, which the critics liked despite being dumpster fires. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 I wouldn't know cause I can't stand capeshit of any kind; the last super hero I watched and liked was The Batman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 17, 2023 Author Share Posted June 17, 2023 1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said: I wouldn't know cause I can't stand capeshit of any kind; the last super hero I watched and liked was The Batman Take my word for it. They’re like Batwoman quality writing but without the hilarious "funny bad" element. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Oh I watched some of Loki; and I liked elements of it (Old Loki and Gator Loki) but it was like watching scattered parts of it; heard the full thing was dissapointing Falcon I watched the first episode and it wasn't my thing. I was expecting something like the first two Captain America movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 17, 2023 Author Share Posted June 17, 2023 If you want to cleanse your comicbook movie palate of cape shit, do what I did recently and celebrate the legendary Ray Stevenson’s life by booting up the 2008 Punisher: Warzone. It’s 100 minutes of Titus Pullo just testing out the Bloody Mess perk on a bunch of mobsters with 0 mercy or fucks given. Awesome movie. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 17, 2023 Author Share Posted June 17, 2023 2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: I liked elements of it (Old Loki and Gator Loki) And those happen to be both of the only two good elements. And they’re just in one episode, iirc. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 8 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: If you want to cleanse your comicbook movie palate of cape shit, do what I did recently and celebrate the legendary Ray Stevenson’s life by booting up the 2008 Punisher: Warzone. It’s 100 minutes of Titus Pullo just testing out the Bloody Mess perk on a bunch of mobsters with 0 mercy or fucks given. Awesome movie. I nominate just watching Titus Pullo kill Roman criminals in Rome again instead of Marvel IP's (That sounds fun though) If you want to watch something equally as badass; watch Dog Soldiers; it's Lucius Vorenus and Davos Seaworth leading a group of British Army troopers into a forest and being hunted by fucking Werewolves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 17, 2023 Author Share Posted June 17, 2023 36 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: I nominate just watching Titus Pullo kill Roman criminals in Rome again instead of Marvel IP's (That sounds fun though) Well yeah, nothing beats Rome and it’s always a good time for a rewatch. But after you finish that… This is back in the pre-Disney Blade-era Marvel, when comicbook movies could still have guns and practical effects and be R-rated gorefests. As a fellow fan of hilariously over the top action, I challenge to watch this without grinning like an idiot. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 7 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Well yeah, nothing beats Rome and it’s always a good time for a rewatch. But after you finish that… This is back in the pre-Disney Blade-era Marvel, when comicbook movies could still have guns and practical effects and be R-rated gorefests. As a fellow fan of hilariously over the top action, I challenge to watch this without grinning like an idiot. That was pretty cool till he start swirling around on the fucking chandelier like Steve Segal (and it became awesome again when I killed someone with a chair leg) And then I saw Will Ferrell, and I was like "this fucking screams mid 2000's" Looks like a riot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 17, 2023 Author Share Posted June 17, 2023 8 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: That was pretty cool till he start swirling around on the fucking chandelier like Steve Segal (and it became awesome again when I killed someone with a chair leg) And then I saw Will Ferrell, and I was like "this fucking screams mid 2000's" Looks like a riot One of the most unintentionally hilarious things in the movie is that those two mobsters who escaped later host another meeting beneath a big chandelier like that. You’d think they’d know better. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 On 6/16/2023 at 2:06 PM, Centurion said: man I HATE when the falmer do this @ColonelKillaBee you can’t miss this one. This one is specifically for your ass 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 Never forget, Angus Mcbride drew Celebrimbor as a fucking gigachad, years before the movies and games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 On 6/17/2023 at 9:00 PM, Centurion said: @ColonelKillaBee you can’t miss this one. This one is specifically for your ass What the fuck "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 New FF game got a great reception except for the usual outliners Polygon's complaints were pretty much the same. They actually lowered there review scores because the game had no "Africans" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 21, 2023 Author Share Posted June 21, 2023 50 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: New FF game got a great reception except for the usual outliners Polygon's complaints were pretty much the same. They actually lowered there review scores because the game had no "Africans" Discount Jon Snow is a little too anime for my taste, which is weird because most other characters looked fine. But overall I thought it looked pretty decent from that video you shared last week. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: Discount Jon Snow is a little too anime for my taste, which is weird because most other characters looked fine. But overall I thought it looked pretty decent from that video you shared last week. To be fair he's fifteen when the prologue takes place He reminds me of some weird composite of Jon and Robb. He's the "unfavorite" tormented by his mother who joins a conscripted penal legion, but he's the legit heir of his father and has that "young wolf" vibe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 21, 2023 Author Share Posted June 21, 2023 14 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: To be fair he's fifteen when the prologue takes place That is also Jon’s age at the start of the books. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 Oh Disney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 21, 2023 Author Share Posted June 21, 2023 These days, Disney is so bad that cheap and crappy A.I. products are still an improvement. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 3 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: These days, Disney is so bad that cheap and crappy A.I. products are still an improvement. I honestly might choose crappy capeshit CGI over creepypasta AI Samuel Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 Started playing Boltgun; holy fuck I can't stop pressing the Taunt Button Game feels very fun though; plays like some of the older DOOM titles with modern bells and whistles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 22, 2023 Author Share Posted June 22, 2023 16 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said: Started playing Boltgun; holy fuck I can't stop pressing the Taunt Button Game feels very fun though; plays like some of the older DOOM titles with modern bells and whistles. Yeah, it is a blast. It took me three levels to realize there was a taunt button. Now I’ve got the same issue. "FOR THE EMPEROR!" * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Good Doctor Posted June 22, 2023 Author Share Posted June 22, 2023 I’ve always heard that 40K is comically high-scale and over-the-top, but this game did a good job of helping me wrap my head around that through its depiction of how OP Ultramarines are. The guy you play as is basically Master Chief on super steroids, airdropped in to cleanse an entire planet of demons and heretics all by his lonesome. And there are at least a thousand more elite ones just like him, and millions of "normal" Space Marines who still make UNSC Spartans look like starry-eyed cadets. And yet the forces of Chaos are so incomprehensibly powerful his faction are still the underdogs. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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