TheCzarsHussar Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: No i'm saying the situation isn't as one sided as you dick-sucking Radahn First of all, that'd split my fucking head upen and I don't want to be a dick-ornament But nah you misunderstand. Malenia is a badass, Radahn is a badass. I don't see the problem of debating who the victor would have been had Malenia not given him and a fifth of the continent giga-aids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: The Balrog can kick Frodo’s ass. Not world 554 Frodo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted January 7, 2023 Author Share Posted January 7, 2023 3 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Or they could have just collapsed in exhaustion And then what? They take an eternal nap? Unless they kiss and make up, one would have to inevitably kill the other. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: The Balrog can kick Frodo’s ass. "For the Shiiiire!" Gets turned into Hobbit Filets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 3 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: If it’s endurance you’re after, save yourself some time and stat investment and just follow these "easy" steps: -Go to the elevator at the end of the underground blue guy place, use stonesword keys to activate it and ride it to the top -Ride to the end of the trail, which ends at a giant colosseum -Speak to the giant jar warrior at the front of the colosseum. He won’t say much -Duel all three champions whose summon signs appear on the ground in front of him Your reward will be a talisman that significantly increases your equip load. THANK YOU 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted January 7, 2023 Author Share Posted January 7, 2023 3 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: No i'm saying the situation isn't as one sided as you dick-sucking Radahn Nobody is calling it one-sided. It’s clearly an extremely close fight that led to a stalemate. The stalemate would not have lasted forever, but instead of resuming the fight as normal, Malenia resorted to the most extreme measure in her arsenal to end it for good. I don’t think she would’ve done this if she thought that resuming the fight normally would’ve ended in her victory, so I’m inclined to believe that Radahn had the edge, however slightly. Or at least, Malenia thought so. 1 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 I’m actually surprised Balrog isn’t all over radahn too because he’s totally a Balrog character 2 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted January 7, 2023 Author Share Posted January 7, 2023 3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: THANK YOU No problemo. Just know, the duels are tough. Also, be sure to open the colosseum doors behind the jar dude before you start the fights. It will make the Caelid PvP arena available to you from Roundtable Hold. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Just now, The Good Doctor said: No problemo. Just know, the duels are tough. Also, be sure to open the colosseum doors behind the jar dude before you start the fights. It will make the Caelid PvP arena available to you from Roundtable Hold. Tougher than what I just did? "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Shit that trailer was 4 years ago, I feel old 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Ohhhh I’ve been there too Didnt even realize that jar I could talk to "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted January 7, 2023 Author Share Posted January 7, 2023 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: I’m actually surprised Balrog isn’t all over radahn too because he’s totally a Balrog character To be fair, so is Malenia. They’re both fucking awesome, to be honest. I think Radahn has more cool factor and better lore, but Malenia’s overall story is so damn heart wrenchingly tragic and well-realized that it’s tough not to sympathize with her. 1 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Will do that in the morning "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 I wonder if we'll ever meet the blind swordsman, who sealed away the god of rot. I highly doubt that it's Malenia considering he's said to have trained her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted January 7, 2023 Author Share Posted January 7, 2023 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Tougher than what I just did? Depends. It’s random. I think the NPCs are based on similarly-leveled players that the game picks out. Think Crow of Cainhurst. Different kind of tough, ya know? It’ll challenge your ability to fight several human enemies back-to-back without any rests in between. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted January 7, 2023 Author Share Posted January 7, 2023 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: I wonder if we'll ever meet the blind swordsman, who sealed away the god of rot. I highly doubt that it's Malenia considering he's said to have trained her. And he wears blue. I don’t think he’s anyone we’ve met yet. Probably will be in the Miquella DLC. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I’m actually surprised Balrog isn’t all over radahn too because he’s totally a Balrog character I pretty much love every single Demigod I've fanboyed alot about Radahn, he's a super badass character, and he has phenomenal lore. I just happen to think differently when it comes to their duel. But you haven't met my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: I pretty much love every single Demigod I've fanboyed alot about Radahn, he's a super badass character, and he has phenomenal lore. I just happen to think differently when it comes to their duel. Hide contents But you haven't met my favorite. Which one is it again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: And he wears blue. I don’t think he’s anyone we’ve met yet. Probably will be in the Miquella DLC. Imagine if it was a second generation Albanuric 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted January 7, 2023 Author Share Posted January 7, 2023 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: Which one is it again? Mohg 2 * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 1 minute ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Which one is it again? "Welcome HONORED GUEST TO THE BIRTHPLACE OF OUR DYNASTY!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted January 7, 2023 Author Share Posted January 7, 2023 Knew it. Now THAT’S a Balrog character! Good choice, though. Can’t go wrong with any, really. Except Ranni. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Of course Balrog Likes the gay brother-loving demon man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted January 7, 2023 Author Share Posted January 7, 2023 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: Of course Balrog Reveal hidden contents Likes the gay brother-loving demon man. Who doesn’t love their own brother? * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Jokes aside, definitely one of the top boss fights in the game. Real good pick for favorite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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